Caption Time: Funky math at Home Depot

You never know where a “Caption Time” post might appear. Well, in this case, it appeared when my girlfriend and I went to Home Depot last weekend to pick up some essentials.

And there it was. This display of carpenter pencils.

And the prices. How could you pass this up?

Okay, blog readers, give me a good caption for this. Keep it clean, but keep it creative.